How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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