What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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my whole life!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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