Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Chicken

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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being sober in a bar fight

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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