- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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