- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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