Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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