- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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