- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What do I hate? people

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

I am quite mature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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