- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

girls basketball

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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