Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

i saw amango it splootered

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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