did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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I'm so punny.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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