- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

A pope meets another one

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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