- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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