What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Prostitution is bad.......

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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^ That's not even funny ^

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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