It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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