- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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