- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Whats two plus two Four!

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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