Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Skrillex.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Women's Rights

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Emily Walker.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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