- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Womans baksetball...

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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