- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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