What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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