Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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