knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

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