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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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