Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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