- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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