- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Womans baksetball...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What is older than history?

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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