- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Where can I apply for janitor school?

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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