- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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