If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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here's a joke... the american education society

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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A black student graduated High School

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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