What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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What is the name of the car? What

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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