Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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