old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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