- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Barack Obama

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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