- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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