- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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