Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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