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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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taking out the trash... at night

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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woman's lacrosse

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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