- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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