- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Wolfjob.

The Colts this year.

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