Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Anti Joke

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