- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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