- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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