- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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