- Anti Joke

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

a person who will soon die of beeties

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide