- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

A house comes around the corner.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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