- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Women's rights

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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