What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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The Colts this year.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Anti Joke

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