- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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