- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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