- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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