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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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