Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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