- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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