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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A Mormon walks into a bar

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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