Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

child labor

There once was this guy and he fell down

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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