Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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