Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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Who wants water? I do.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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