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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's blue? The sky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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