- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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