Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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