- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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