What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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