Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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A jew enters a mall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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