Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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