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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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