- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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