- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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