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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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