One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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