Double-whammy

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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they told me not to write here but i did

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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One time i was sitting down

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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