Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Tall asians

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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