- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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