- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

A mormon walks into a bar.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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