Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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