How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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