- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Title IX

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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