A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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dead dibbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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